So, I am sitting on the beach watching the girls hunt for hermit crabs and seaweed when I notice a steady stream coming from Eliza's bathing suit. Had she been sitting in the water? NO!!! The child was peeing! Somewhat squatting, like a standing squat with the knees only slightly bent and peeing! I was mortified. I hope nobody saw, but you couldn't really miss it. The lifeguard surely noticed, but pretended not to.
Eliza told me she had to go so badly she didn't even have time to sit in the water! I had asked both of them if they had go, literally, 5 minutes earlier. It's times like these when I just have to stop and think how great it really is to be a kid. Imagine if one of us adults did that? We'd be hauled off in the paddy wagon. This better not happen again!
Eliza told me she had to go so badly she didn't even have time to sit in the water! I had asked both of them if they had go, literally, 5 minutes earlier. It's times like these when I just have to stop and think how great it really is to be a kid. Imagine if one of us adults did that? We'd be hauled off in the paddy wagon. This better not happen again!
great post. love your reference to "paddy wagon". that is a term i prefer. eliza is adorable and super environmentally conscious. she would have wasted a toilet flush had she used the restroom. in the water she is merely a fish, relieving herself. take care. xxo.
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