Lulu The Terrible

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Ever since Peyton arrived, 7 years ago, Lulu has become bitchy. There is no other word to describe her, so I apologize for using a foul word. Lulu is a bitch! She started by weeing on baby things, usually clothes that I had left out on the floor. Really, nothing too major, but cat pee smells horrendous and if she goes on anything that can't be washed then it has to be thrown out. She continued to mark her scent on baby things through the years, but never my stuff. Occasionally, she would go on Andy's things and one time she was sitting on my brother-in-laws suitcase stared at him, peed and then hissed. When she pranced off his suitcase there was a lovely stinky puddle. Sorry Brendan!

Well, apparently I have done something to really piss her off because she is out to get me these days. I am pretty sure it is because I left her for 7 weeks this summer with Andy and the dogs. She clearly felt horribly neglected and unloved. Ever since I got home from my adventures with the kids Lulu has been peeing on my side of the bed!!!!! She peed on my favorite pillow and that could not be saved. My comforter has been washed everyday and I have been changing my sheets once a day, sometimes more! Andy says,"well its like staying at a hotel. New sheets everyday." Thanks for the support honey, but a maid does all that laundry and bed making at a stinkin hotel. I have three kids to care for and a crap load of laundry to do everyday anyway as it is. To wash our comforter,sheets,and blankets, and sometimes actual pillows, EVERYDAY, is just too much!

I give Lulu tons of love and pets. She has a clean litter box everyday, fresh water and food everyday. What more does she want from me? Clearly, this is how she is punishing me for leaving her. As I type this, she is laying on the floor giving me the evil eye. I am sure she is wondering what to do next to get me. I sure hope this is a small blip in our relationship, of 11 years I might add.