Peyton: Mom, guess what I learned today?
Me: What??
Peyton: Well, everyone already knew, but I just learned this.
Me: Whaaaat? Just tell me.
Peyton: The people who work at Burger King try to make other people fat.
Andy: Well, the food at any fast food place is not good for you and can make you gain weight.
Peyton: No Dad! Its the people who work at Burger King. The people.
Me: How do the people who work there make you fat?
Peyton: I don't knooowww, its their job.
Andy and Me: Wow, we did not know that. Thanks for sharing this valuable information with us. Good thing we prefer McDonalds and Wendys.

This conversation actually took place at out house tonight.